Chris Evans is photographed for Los Angeles Times on March 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.
((BB YOU CAN COME LOVE MY BROCK ALL DAY ERRY DAY HOKAY?? and thank you random anon xD.
((Mm yes, I see them stalking my Brock. And you have no idea how he is eyeing him rn. Seriously, it’s like the poor guy is ham at a feast.
Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.
The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.
And the son is more mature than her.
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
we had to be a fucking transformer
#THIS IS PURE PERFECTION #BUCKY GETS BROKEN OVER AND OVER #UNTIL WHAT’S LEFT IS A GHOST #AND STILL THE FIRST CHOICE HE MAKES FOR HIMSELF IN SEVENTY YEARS #IS TO SAVE STEVE’S LIFE #PROTECTING STEVE IS SO COMPLETELY INTEGRAL TO WHO BUCKY IS #THAT IT REMAINS WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE IS GONE #FUCK HE JUST LOVES STEVE SO MUCH I AM SO EMOTIONAL(tags via caughtinanocean)
On the downside, I’m not that attractive.
On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…
So there’s that…
According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.
"hey legolas some of those prisoners have pretty cool beards"
"wanna give it a go"