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> Call Me Captain
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Well hello there, my name is Steve Rogers, what seems to be the problem? You may know me as Captain America, if there is anything I can assist you with, do not hesitate to ask. SEMI-HIATUS

[[Secondary rp blog to moogle42, both Mun and Muse are 18 or over and can take mature, nsfw and trigger topics. AU, lives in Brooklyn in an apartment building. please enjoy and send me asks]]PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE RP'INGMain!Verse: Engaged, has child to, theliarstale (Loki). Daughters name: Finn Hjordis Rogers LokidottirMain AU: -FILE REDACTED- M!A: Corgi for 2 days. M!A: NONE/ACCEPTINGMeme: NONE/ACCEPTING

This is a multi ship, multi verse blog!

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Chris Evans is photographed for Los Angeles Times on March 12, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.

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hydrarollins

((BB YOU CAN COME LOVE MY BROCK ALL DAY ERRY DAY HOKAY?? and thank you random anon xD.

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hydrarollins is now on tumblr...you should go bother them if you haven't already...

((Mm yes, I see them stalking my Brock. And you have no idea how he is eyeing him rn. Seriously, it’s like the poor guy is ham at a feast.

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theliarstale:

skottieyoung:

Favorite costume of my drawings. Baby Cap and Bucky Bear

captainforacause

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pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

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jibblyuniverse:

Conceal, Don’t Feel

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antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

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annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

francsforthememories:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

On the downside, I’m not that attractive.

On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…

So there’s that…

According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.

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septemberepisode:

"hey legolas some of those prisoners have pretty cool beards"

"I guess"

"wanna give it a go"

"GAME ON"

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