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> Call Me Captain
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Well hello there, my name is Steve Rogers, what seems to be the problem? You may know me as Captain America, if there is anything I can assist you with, do not hesitate to ask. SEMI-HIATUS

[[Secondary rp blog to moogle42, both Mun and Muse are 18 or over and can take mature, nsfw and trigger topics. AU, lives in Brooklyn in an apartment building. please enjoy and send me asks]]PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE RP'INGMain!Verse: Engaged, has child to, theliarstale (Loki). Daughters name: Finn Hjordis Rogers LokidottirMain AU: -FILE REDACTED- M!A: Corgi for 2 days. M!A: NONE/ACCEPTINGMeme: NONE/ACCEPTING

This is a multi ship, multi verse blog!

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posted 11 hours ago, with 61 notes

goindwn2southpark2die:

I got mine.

(Dan Piraro)

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girlcandance:

Chris Evans wielding an axe. 

I am so turned on right now.

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posted 1 day ago, with 22,579 notes
> reblog if you’d truly miss me if I deleted.
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posted 1 day ago, with 39,820 notes

plasteredd:

weloveshortvideos:

Asian girl does terrifyingly weird cup song

im pretty sure this is my life in one video

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posted 1 day ago, with 15,069 notes

zeeewa:

i am groot.

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posted 1 day ago, with 630,623 notes

thiswildheartofmine:

justimprobable:

myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS

yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?

it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?

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posted 1 day ago, with 170,268 notes

thechurchofbobsaget:

galactic-ghoul:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

Male Orgasm:

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posted 1 day ago, with 21,328 notes
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posted 1 day ago, with 0 notes

((Good morning bbs, it’s 7am and I have wi-fi, I’m so fucking happy lol. But now I’m torn, I don’t know if I want to go to the Casino next door, or the park on the opposite side. Ugh, choices! And not to mention breakfast… Can I even be bothered to creep away from my duck-down pillow for that???

Who cares. Anyway, good morning and I will be back soon~))

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posted 2 days ago, with 2 notes
> Goodbye~

See you all in 4 days.

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disneykin:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

It’s lost it’s meaning when he said it in apology, when he used it as an excuse. Just because someone says ‘I love you’, doesn’t mean they need to and you should feel special for it. The words ARE special, and when said at the right time mean a great deal, so don’t you dare assume that it’s special when it becomes their catchphrase…

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posted 2 days ago, with 280 notes

lilaira:

Daily avocado dragons.

I’m gonna work on it tomorrow..

now I’m too sleepy =u=’

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posted 3 days ago, with 372 notes

bigbcng:

image

Okay, this has been bothering me a lot since a while
& I just thought it was about time I posted something about this.

roleplaying is a HOBBY.

nobody is ever forced to be around for your needs,
nobody is ever forced to roleplay with you & nobody